Vegiality


the act of using a vegetable to achieve pleasures beyond the senses known to mankind.

alex: i totally got some action from a tomato last night.
micah: whoa! you didn’t tell me you were into vegiality. we can’t be friends anymore..

Read Also:

  • Glossing your olive

    to gloss one’s olive – to obtain self gratification from playing with one’s private parts. you’ve been in their for ages! what are you doing – glossing your olive ?

  • glue-doo

    the hairstyle the ‘ghetto fabulous’white girls wear. it involves a ton of hairspray and is recognized by thin broad strands of hair bonded to the forehead. another popular form of this hair style is when the person’s hair is pulled back so tightly.. it kind of resembles that one part in saw iv (where that […]

  • gnarley bananas

    its just like gnarley but way better and way more extreme, awesome, wicked, sick, and out of control pick anything like a movie, something you just ate or did and describe it as gnarley bananas, implying it was awesome, gnarley, extreme or just fun. e.g. did you just see that guy backflip on his skateboard? […]

  • goffik

    mental schweaties, who fink they are metaaaaaaaaallll, (not to put down any proper goths) just the little kiddies who know nothing :d 3ft2 kid… look at my fishnets, theyre so goffik the miss spelled word gothic. it is mostly used in the harry potter fanfiction my immortal. i’m so goffik because i wear black clothes […]

  • going longo

    1. f-cked up 2. going crazy 3. not working properly 4. an all in all, true pain in the -ss (this is the most all-encomp-ssing and prominent definition) past tense: went longo etymology: eastern pennsylvania, 2004. believed to have derived from the famous new jersey b-tch. can be used in any way appropriate to the […]


Disclaimer: Vegiality definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.