vegitable


one who is completly and utterly unable to move, talk, feel or think. this person or persons apperas to be in a perpetual stage of sleep. when one is catatonic.
from the film “clerks”: veronica: men will sleep with anything that says “yes”.
dante: animal, mineral or vegitable.
veronic: vegitable meaning parapaligic.
dante: yeah they put the least resistance.

Read Also:

  • harry carl

    the act of forcing food products up another -n-s, and then eaten out. preferably a cheeseburger. that b-tch had a leftover cheeseburger on her counter so i gave her a harry carl.

  • Veronica Lopez

    an extremely awesome person, that is very attractive. she is fun to talk to, and has a sense of humor. she hates jeff kitzmiller and some dude named nick. they are pervs. she is outgoing and a great person. she is the exact opposite of a hooker b-tch. veronica lopez is my best friend ever!

  • Vestering

    to take the fun out of everything “i want to juggle eggs” “no” “aww stop vestering!”

  • hollyrama

    the act of bringing together young teenage girls- in an effort to “cut through the cr-p” and form renewed and stronger friendships–. -caution: use with extreme care. –results not typical. subjects tend to disband when they enter into college. stacy hates gina and cindy can’t stand stacy, but they are all friends to each others’ […]

  • homepwnership

    annoying maintenance/labor/money costs of owning a home. you may own the house, but the house pwns you. yeah, sure, you’re building your equity or whatever, but you also have to fix plumbing, redo the roof, and mow the lawn. homepwnership ain’t for me, broseph.


Disclaimer: vegitable definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.