vehicular narcolepsy


chronically falling asleep anytime you’re in a moving vehicle
“i’m so tired, but i can’t fall asleep. can you drive me around the block like my mom did when i was a baby, ‘cuz i have a serious case of vehicular narcolepsy”

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