Velcro Ass
velcro -ss is a company invented by 4 geniuses during math cl-ss. it emphasizes on taking -sses from people with a surplus of -ss to give to others who are not as fortunate as them via velcro.
established on december 7th, 2007
their appraised motto is:
if you have no b-tt
and you need one fast
get some get some velcro -ss!
regular b-ttocks go for sale for as low as 5 per cheek.
dang bob, i wish my company was as successful as velcro -ss.
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