when one’s p*b*s grow out a couple of days after shaving. this results in them attaching to everything they come into contact with.
susan knew she had a serious case of velcro crotch when she looked down to see richard’s beard attached to her nether regions.
- crown moulding
the act of receiving oral/a handjob and *j*c*l*t*ng so hard that your s*m*n hits the ceiling. kevin gave me a handy yesterday and i repaid him with some new crown moulding.
- kanye not
can you not person 1: yo check out me new crocs, they fire ! person 2: … kanye not
gíria para “parceiro”. parça 1: e aí parça!? vai colar com nois hoje? parça 2: pô parça, hoje tá meio emb*ssado. a muié tá no pé.
to turn into an animated gif. panz: “this new app giffinates your live photos” via giphy