velcro gooch


when a male shaves both his t-st-cl-s and the area between his t-st-cl-s and -n-s; as the hair grows out it becomes pr-ckly, and the hair-spikes become entwined with a velcro-like effect.
“dude i just shaved like four days ago and i’ve been walkin around with velcro gooch all day.”

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