velcrotard
velcrotard (vel-crow-tard) – noun:
1] someone that is intellectually inept; slow; stupid. an insinuation that someone is so stupid they cannot learn to tie their own shoes.
person a: hey, did you hear brandon got caught with a 15 year old?
person b: really? somehow i’m not surprised. he’s pretty f-cking stupid sometimes.
person a: yeah man, he’s a real velcrotard.
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you get so drunk that 3 days later and your still trying to figure out where you are. the only way i can get a girl into my bed is to get her roticerated.
- Longing it out
making a situation more complicated or time-consuming than need be ‘girl, lick my b-lls tonight’ ‘no, you will have to wait until next week’ ‘d-mn girl, why are you longing it out for!?’
- loosier
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