Vellacott’s Sasquatch


the case where a sasquatch is locked in a box with a tennis racquet. and until you open the box the sasquatch can be considered both p-ssed off enough to beat you down with the tennis racquet and not p-ssed off enough to beat you down, can also be considered dead.
i got a text message from steve yesterday it’s a real vellacott’s sasquatch

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