Velo-hottie
state of being (bicycling): when someone looks strikingly attractive in a cycling kit (lycra, helmet, and sungl-sses). however, when they are in regular clothing, they are disappointingly normal looking (or worse).
george- “hey brett, what’s the story with you friend jennifer on the cannondale over there?”
brett- “easy, tiger. she’s kind of a velo-hottie.”
george- “really?”
brett- ” yeah, once the helmet and gl-sses comes off, she has a receding hairline and a lazy eye”.
george- “oh…..well, thanks for the hears up.”
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