Velo


another, but polite word for “gay”
velo is short for velociraptor. velociraptors fold up their little arms and let them hang like the stereotype for a gay person.
it is sometimes used with the preceding word “suspect” as in “suspect velo” or “closet gay”
-sshole: why did mike just p-ss up on hooking up with your girlfriend? she’s hot!

guy: because he’s my friend -sshole

-sshole: naaah man, i think mike is suspect velo
a newbie that gets owned in sof2 all the time, and a poser in skateboarding.
douch, youch! impression of “ouch”
a word that means h-llo, but with a brown accent.
velo varvan whud r you doing, jhid!!

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