velocicraptor


a specially designed toilet that allows one to both vomit and defecate at the same time.
after that night of drinking i needed a velocicr-ptor or i was going to make a mess of that bathroom

source: casey-boy’s invention preston and steve show philadelphia
voracious wild carnivorous t-rd
the velocicr-ptor is attacking my -sshole

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