Velocitude


a pseudo-science term for something going at a crazy fast speed. a combination of velocity and att-tude that allows you to describe the ridiculous speed of planes or sp-ceships. a possible bushism.
the rocket ship was climbing at an incredible velocitude. it appeared to be just a blur and a streak.

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