Velominatus
a velominatus is a cycling disciple of the highest order. we spend our days pouring over the very essence of what makes ours such a special sport and how that essence fits into cycling’s colorful fabric. this is the velominati’s raison d’être. this is where the velominati can be ourselves. this is our agony – our badge of honor – our sin.
brett knows everything about cycling; that guy is a velominatus.
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