Velscrot
a condition of the male ball sack aka scrot or scr-t-m whereby it clings to the inner thighs, possibly even portions of the taint, like velcro due to excessive sweat and moisture.
after a long day of yard work, carl had the worst case of velscrot when he finally stopped to drink a cold beer.
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