velto


an encounter of the highly s-xual variety; someone who has s-xual needs 24/7; the expression that names p-ssionate mattress s-x.
“hey! my boyfriend and i pulled a velto last night, we had great webcam s-x!”

“yo, guys! last night i veltoed on my mattress…..then got caught by my mom…. next time i’m locking the door”

“jeez you are such a velto, you skeez!”

“noreen, stop pulling velto”

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