Velvet blazer


the act of wrapping your c-ck in said fabric, lighting it on fire and f-cking your partner in the -ss.
dan:i gave sherry the velvet blazer last night.

jack: holy sh-t! you drop her off at the er later?

dan: no, i kicked her out of the car on the way there cause she wouldn’t stop screaming, b-tch.

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