Velvet Merlin


a girl jerks you off while you wear a blanket as a wizard robe. she must use both hands as if grasping a hilt of a sword, pulling it from the stone. as you -j-c-l-t-, she points your d-ck at your own chin, giving you a drippy white beard.
i went to kiss my kids good night and forgot my wife gave me a velvet merlin.

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