Velzke
a common minnesotan last name, most commonly used in morristown. usually pr-nounced by r-t-rded people who forget to say the l so it comes out vezke. its velzke and is german…. dumb-sses
telemarketer: h-llo is mr or mrs vezke there?
resident: it’s pr-nounced velzke you dumb-ss
telemarketer: oh i’m sorry sir
resident: i hope you get -ss-raped you f-ggot!
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