vendapoor
the inability to purchase an item from a vending machine despite having a wallet replete with $10 and $20 bills.
person 1: “dude, buy me a bag of chips from the vending machine.”
person 2: “i don’t have any money.”
person 1: “what are you talking about? you just cashed your paycheck.”
person 2: “yeah, but all i have are $20s. i’m vendapoor.”
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