venezuelan cheescake


when a man forces his wife to eat a urinal cake covered in s-m-n and forcibly kidnaps her to venezuela. after 2 days the man comes out of the hotel shower -ss-naked and sh-ts all over the woman’s face before rubbing the sh-t off with his bare d-ck and making his wife deep throat it for 16 hours straight. after all of that the woman has to endure her husband choking her to death with a giant piece of swiss cheese, before the man f-cks the dead body until his d-ck gets stuck. he then cuts off his d-ck and eats the decomposed v-g-n- with 87% of his d-ck still inside. the tasty v-g-n- is a venezuelan cheescake.
your fat mom: i think john just made some venezuelan cheescake.
police: f-kin murderur kil himm nowooowwwwwwwwwwww!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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