Venezuelan Fly Trap
a venezuelan boy who is shipped to a customer overseas in a box and packaged with a 3-month supply of cow sh-t, which in combination attracts the flies in your house.
directions:
1. open box carefully.
2. immediately find the package of sh-t and hurl chunks at the face of the young venezuelan boy.
3. set the boy in a part of the house in which you will not be around.
4. wait for the flies to acc-mulate on the boy’s face.
5. after 2 hours your venezuelan fly trap should have attracted all the flies in your house. therefore, immediately roll a piece of newspaper and smack the boy’s face repeatedly until no living flies remain. success! your trap has worked.
“i just ordered a brand new venezuelan fly trap! those flies are f-cked now!”
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