ventosusnotaphobia
the fear of being killed by a road sign flying off its post, while driving in extremely windy conditions.
related: ancraophobia (fear of wind)
antonym: equusnotaphobia (fear of calm signs)
common misspellings: ventosnotaphobia
it was so windy the other day, i felt my ventosusnotaphobia flare up as i p-ssed a mileage sign, shaking violently and threateningly towards my car.
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