ventrilofarting


making rude and sometimes odorous noises by p-ssing gas, and blaming the person next to you.
bob (ventrilofarting): “snickering”
jane: “omg, what’s that smell?!!”
bob: “sounded like it came from you”
jane: “it wasn’t me!!!”
bob: “must have been the dog.”
jane: “i don’t see the dog anywhere!”

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