venus flap try


a close, but failed, attempt at sleeping with a stunning girl renowned for being a tease.
“so ryan, did you seal the deal with sarah?”

“na, she walked me back to her place, showed me a lingerie pic on her phone then ordered me an uber.. she’s so f-cking hot though!”
“sucks man. total venus flap try.”

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