Venus Fly Ass


the involuntary response of a heteros-xual male when you place a figer too close to his -ss hole. the hair detects activity, immediately causing the -sshole to tightly clamp shut and the guy in question to jump.
during foreplay, when mel put her finger too close to jon’s venus fly -ss, he clenched and yelled “hey! don’t do that” – my -ss is a one-way chute!

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