Venusian hat trick
a) when a man has p-n-s-in–n-s s-x, p-n-s-in-v-g-n- s-x, and receives oral s-x with a single woman in a single lovemaking session.
b) when a woman has three -rg-sms in a single session of lovemaking, occurring during v-g-n-l penetration, -n-l penetration, and oral stimulation respectively.
note: when both of the above conditions are met in a single s-xual encounter the event is called a double hat trick. if this happens on a first date it is a clear sign from the gods that these people should get married within 24 hours.
“i told my girl i’m gonna give her a for valentine’s day.”
– a fifteen-year-old boy lying to his friends
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