verbal assassination


a group of words that range from a few sentences to lengthy paragraphs which radiate supreme mastering of the art of language. the purpose of a verbal -ss-ssination is to impress the target person with your skills to either grind their self-esteem down to the size of a pea, raise their spirits in an uplifting manor, or simply to impress others with your ability to place words together in an inspiring fashion.
claire is a master at verbal -ss-ssination. she is the verbal -ss-ssinator that all other verbal -ss-ssinators are subordinate to.

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