when a friend forces you to be quiet for a period of time, because you’ve said something stupid.
“i’m gonna have to put you on verbal probation.” “jennifer said something dumb again. she’s currently on verbal probation.”
- rod crusade
multiple erect p*n*ses forced on a girl one after the other. john: so what happened at the party last night? scott: jenny got the rod crusade. john: haha awesome.
- thot trot
when a female is walking by potential f*ckboys and she pops her booty out and her b**bs in hopes of drawing the attention of said f*ckboys look at felicia thot trotting over there by those f*ckboys. she must be thirsty.
another word for a branch ooh look at that branch, oh wait no ima sound poetic look in those leafytendrils
- auschwitz abortion
the act of inserting a rubber hose into a woman’s v*g*n*, then connecting the other end to a tailpipe of a car and turning the car on. “sarah and i couldn’t afford a real abortion, so i just gave her an auschwitz abortion”