Verbal Remote


having control, or perceived control, of the tv remote even though you aren’t in possession of it.
husband: “hey baby turn to channel 59. ok hit 611, commercial? skip over to channel 33 for a minute, back to 59, and turn up the volume, thanks.”

wife: “stop with the verbal remote!”

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