Verbal Roofie
a statement (usually a joke) that completely incapacitates the listener, rendering them unable to do anything but laugh on the ground for a short amount of time.
tom- “ryan, why is kate on the floor?”
ryan- “i just gave her a verbal roofie.”
tom- “nice.”
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