Vermont
down to earth, a land where you can get lost in the woods and not feel scared.
cell phone service is very hit or miss.
hunting is a way of life for most.
cannabis is very prevalent, why not i say.
home to one of the finest micro-breweries, long trail.
many vermonters are rabid alcoholics, guzzling budlight, pbr, and micro-brews by the barrel… and hard liquor, lots and lots of hard liquor.
home to the finest american cheese factory, cabot.
the people that say there is nothing to do obviously hate the outdoors and can’t stand the thought of there not being a club or mall.
vermont, to me, is a misunderstood state.
flatlander from nj: the leaves are so pretty up here.
vermonter: don’t you guys have trees in the garbage state?
flatlander from nj: not sure. how does my tan look with the leaves in the background?
vermonter: somewhere between the color of a pumpkin and a carrot.
saying: im a vermonta and i do what i wanta!
optimist saying: if you stand on that stump over there you can get 2-bars of cell signal.
wife: hey look, another car off the road, weather is bad today.
husband: if the f-cking flatlanders could learn to f-cking drive they wouldn’t be in the ditch
wife: agreed
a very windy state due to the fact that new hampshire sucks and new york blows.
timmy: why is it so windy here in vermont?
becky: because new hampshire sucks and new york blows.
my home land.
the middle of nowhere.
the best place ever.
representin.. vt, my man, my man.
mountain, ice cream, winding roads, moose, and pure beauty. a truely nice, but way too rural state
look at the great vermont sceneary
a most excellent state with snowboarding, hiking, sking and of course has the fine the herb marijuana. you can always have a good time in vermont with a spliff in hand, jammin to phish and curing the munchies with a fine bit of ben and jerrys.
1: im bored man
2: same, whats there to do in vermont in the summer?
1: ill pack a bowl man and lets think
a state for all the stoners to retreat to. vermont is hippie heaven, head shops, woods, mountains, kick -ss skiing and riding. though somewhat like a vortex when driving (everything looks the same, not that that is a bad thing).
this place inspired super troopers, it doesn’t get better than that.
delicious ice cream,cheese, chocolate, friendly people (depending on what part), cute neighborhoods, beautiful landscapes, amazing hiking (long trail), some of the best skiing and riding around, a great place to get away from the hustle and bustle of cities, a place to clear your head. if you like the snow, vt is a perfect place to be. the original hippy home sweet home!
mmmmmmmmmmmmm….. vermont cabot cheese and ben and jerry’s
a quite beautiful state in northeastern america. home to hicks, chicks, and ice slicks. i lava vt! vt represent!
dude u see that foliage? thats vermont! it’s so ill!
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