vertical cheeseburger
the tastiest burger known to man (and some women) the vertical cheeseburger. the vertical cheeseburger is a well-loved name for the humble v-g-n-. take a $2 mcdonalds cheeseburger and turn it vertically and the resemblance to the human female v-g-n- is uncanny.
i ate rhonda’s vertical cheeseburger literally all weekend. in fact i’m sure i heard her say “would you like fries with that?” while i was mid meal.
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