vertical load


a delicious beverage made with icecream, identical except in name to a milkshake.
waiter: can i get you anything to drink?
thirsty customer: yes, i would like a vertical load with sprinkles please.
waiter: vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry?
thirsty customer: chocolate
waiter: ok, i will be right back with your vertical load

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