Vessoburst


a vessoburst is the resulting physiological outburst of a person whose perfect, godly, angelic image of themselves is laid into question.

vessobursts can come in a variety of intensities, the most intense being fits of terror and screaming, sometimes fighting, in order to reestablish the now tarnished image of themselves.

in order to elicit a vessoburst, one must simply post a photoshopped picture on a social networking site, call out that person on a lie they blatantly tell to make themselves look better, or simply stare at them. mild vessobursts can result in fits of laughter in order to hide embar-ssment. use extreme caution when in the vicinity of a vessoburst
man: haha dude, look at this picture of you!
person with vessoburst syndrom: omg, what the f—, get that off right now, now i have to change my status and everything to make sure everyone knows thats not really me!!

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