Vetefriend


the greatest of all friends, the vetefriend surp-sses all other friends. vetefriends have experienced firefights, i.e.d blasts, mortar attacks, death, and war together, thus eliminating any potential b-tch–ss perpetuators who may disguse themselves as friends. unlike regular/best friends and even family members, vetefriends know each others true character when sh-t gets real as f-ck. very few people can consider themselves vetefriends because not all people are lucky enough to go to war, get blown up, get into firefights, watch people die, live through it without being called a b-tch and remain friends back home like nothing ever happend.
vetefriend1- hey dude, guess who’s having a kid? besser…

vetefriend2- wow, i feel bad for that kid. i bet it must suck having a b-tch for a dad. he’s probably gonna tell him when he gets older about afghanistan and make it sound like he went through some sh-t or something.

vetefriend1- yea, tellin him sh-t that happened to us. little do they know daddy couldn’t leave the wire cause he a b-tch so they stuck him in the dispatch.

vetefriend2- i hope he gets beat up in front of his child one day.

vetefriend2- i’m glad you ain’t a b-tch, or else we wouldn’t be friends.

vetefriend1- me too.

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