veterinarian
a trained medical doctor who doesn’t have to put up with humans.
i don’t want to put up with people’s bullsh-t so i became a veterinarian.
an awesome person who diagnose and treat non-human animals, doing everything from prosthetic limbs on elephants to tumor surgery on gold fish. work in veterinary clinics/hospitals for large or small animlas, food hygiene, biomedical/pharmaceutical research or companies, zoos, conservation etc..
needs 4 years of pre-vet/med and then 4 years of vet.medical school.
“holy cr-p did you see that veterinarian? i j-zzed instantly”
“farmer: my cow has been feeling kinda off lately”
“veterinarian: back the f-ck off, i got this sh-t”
when a guy comes in a girl’s mouth, then proceeds to close her mouth and m-ssage her neck to facilitate the ingestion of the j-zz….like when you give your dog a pill.
joe: “my girlfriend won’t swallow”
mike: ” i have the solution..pull a veterinarian on her and she
won’t have a choice!”
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