vibraphobic
vibraphobic vi-bra-fo-bik, adj., a condition whereby one exhibits an aversion to vibrating s-x toys specifically, and any phallus-shaped s-x toy designed for insertion into the v-g-n- or -n-s, generally. characteristically afflicting s-xually insecure males, but has been known to occur in s-xually repressed women as well.
see d-ld-phobic.
“so did you dump that guy yet?”
“yes! he was lame in bed and he was so vibraphobic that he wouldn’t even let me finish myself off with my trusty rabbit vibrator. he said that it offended him; like i was implying that his p-n-s wasn’t good enough. i’ll never date another vibraphobe again.”
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