Vibration Masturbation
when you set your phone to vibrate, when knowing you will be receiving a text or call, and put it in your pants as a form of masturbation.
kevin: my girl is said she would text me really soon.
brendan: cool
kevin: yeah i just set my phone to vibrate, i’m getting ready for some vibration masturbation.
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