Vice Grip
a girl wit a tight p-ssy.
example: yo ma dude, lashawn had a vice grip. it was hard for me to get in dat.
when someone sticks their p-n-s into someone else’s b-tthole and the b-tthole clenches the p-n-s
the other day this guy vice gripped my p-n-s and he wouldn’t let go
also known as “the human flesh-light”, the “vice-grip” was invented.. and perfected, by a canadian punk band called “vices, live in 3d!”
what it consists of, is grabbing the girl, (or guy, whichever is closer), tightly by the throat with both hands and thrusting the receiver b-lls-deep down the shaft of one’s p-n-s, repeatedly, much like you would with a flesh-light. but you need a vice-like grip to really get the job done!
“hey joe, did you give that girl the old vice-grip last night?”
“obviously! i love the human flesh-light. it’s like masturbating with company!”
“h-ll yeah!”
“but she suffocated and now i have this corpse in my bed.”
“meth!”
when you lay next to a guy and place your left foot over his body close enough to his d-ck. place the back of your knee on his d-ck (make sure he has a semi) grip the d-ck with your leg and stroke up and down. this is called the vice grip.
we were cuddling last night and i accidentally vice gripped him.
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