Victorgasm
a m-ss of splooge by dr. jim victory.
i used textual, quant-tative, and visual data. oh man, he’s gonna have a vict-rg-sm.
an incredibly intense -rg-sm brought about by a very large “chew toy” with nsa (no strings attached). can bring the waves crashing for an extensive length of time with only your out-c-m in mind. to be brought to the edge several times without numbing the intensity.
i had the biggest vict-rg-sm dream last night
i gotta get a vict-rg-sm tonight to de-stress
he got vict-rg-sm material behind that zipper
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