victoria’s secret


poor man’s p-rn.
oh man that victoria’s secret magazine is nice as h-ll!
something victoria doesn’t want to tell you.
no, i certaintly won’t tell you. it’s victoria’s secret!
victoria’s secret is that she really buys her underwear from walmart.
“let’s go buy some extremely overpriced g-strings at victoria’s secret.”
victoria’s secret: lace in your -ss-crack is uncomfortable.
victoria’s secret must stay secret, or else she’ll be poor.
a store where straight men often pretend to be gay so they can work there, folding panties. only to find that later on, it prevents them from getting laid, and they never get to size women for bras.
lalala victoria’s secret
the secret is victoria is a man
(barfing after reading0
1. women’s clothing store famous for it’s catalog with hot models in lingerie.

2. i don’t know…she won’t tell me…

1. i bought my wife some pajamas from victoria’s secret at the mall.

2. joe: what the h-ll is victoria smiling about?
ed: i don’t know…she won’t tell me…

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