Video Game Athlete
a noun: one who excels in all video games due to their exceptional hand eye coordination and motor skills. they are able to begin playing a new game of any genre and adapt quickly and effectively.
keith has never played halo but he was still able to dominate his compet-tors as soon as he picked up the controller for the first time because he is a video game athlete.
“dale, i can’t believe you just got beat by keith. you and your brother have been training for years!” -geoff
“he’s a video game athlete so he already had the necessary skills to dominate” -dale
a person that excels in all video games dealing with sports but is a terrible athlete in real life.
billy kicks my -ss every time we play nba 2k9 but gets schooled when we ball for real. he’s a true videogameathlete.
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