Viking Funeral Poop


when a person in a public toilet, takes some toilet paper to wipe the seat clean. throws paper into the bowel, then deficatges onto the paper, looking like a bunch of cr-p on a raft. then it is flushed down signifying the “funeral”.
“dude i just had viking funeral p–p in the mens restroom at work”

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