vilf
virgin i’d like to f-ck
“d-mn tilf is a vilf”
28 more definitions
vampire i’d like to f-ck
bree: -swoons- oh my g-d, edward cullen…
pogan: i know, he is a total vilf.
bree: so are jasper, emmet, and carlisle.
pogan: you’re right, they’re all a bunch of vilf’s
vampire i’d love to f-ck.
take note, it’s love, so the vampire is really hot.
person 1: have you read anne rice’s vampire chronicles?
person 2: why should i?
person 1: first, the vampires don’t sparkle.
person 2: then?
person 1: the main guy, lestat, is a vilf.
stands for vampire i’d like to f-ck. because there are alot of people out there killing to f-ck a vampire.
“oh my gosh!”
“what!?”
“look to your right..”
“so? it’s edward cullen?”
“yeah! oh yeah! he’s a total v.i.l.f!”
virgin i like to f-ck
look at that milf
na man that s a “vilf”
even better!
visitor i’d like to f-ck. (as in the tv show “v”).
man, that anna is a vilf.
viets (or vietnamese) i like to f-ck
d-mn dude, that vilf is way better than that milf.
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