Village Idiot
see george w bush.
in 1555, nostradamus wrote:
come the millennium, month 12, in the home of greatest power, the village idiot will come forth to be acclaimed the leader.
george w. bush, or some other inept human being
1. “some little village in texas is missing it’s idiot.” (taken from other source)
2. you are the village idiot
the stupidest or most idiotic person in a particular village, as elected by the local populace. the kind who would steal all the sugar from an overturned lorry and go door-to-door trying to sell it.
“read your town charter, boy. ‘if foodstuff should touch the ground, that foodstuff should be turned over to the village idiot.’ since i don’t see him around, start shoveling!”
-homer simpson
the stupidest person in a town, neighborhood, or village (hence the name).
your village called, and their idiot is missing.
the most stupid and or ignorant person in a town. also see george bush or republican
george w. bush or other very stupid people, village idiot
a gormless gimp who couldn’t find his -rs- with both hands.
adam foster
prior to the industrial revolution, before swarms of people migrated from small towns, villages, and farming hamlets to large industrial cities and metropolises, the populations people were around all the time (their community) were so small, that if one person within that community was feeble of mind, they were designated the village idiot.
think adrien brody’s character in m. night shyamalan’s “the village” (2004)
trivia
“idiot” was a category in the u.s. census back during the 19th century which refered to mental r-t-rdation.
in the episode of ren and stimpy “magical golden singing cheeses” (air date: november 11th, 1994) stimpleton comes across the man eating village idiot, owner of the (see t-tle). the village idiot agrees to the trade, but threatens that unless stimpleton can prove his stupidity in a “battle of witlessness” he will eat stimpleton.
to make a long and greusome story short, stimpleton wins the contest, leaving the man eating village idiot dead from his own stupidity.
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