a sportsperson who’s playing abilities get super hyped because of 6 second vine videos.
“mate, check out this goal by pogba. isn’t he like the best midfielder at the moment?”
“nah mate, have you ever seen him play the entire game? he’s just a vine merchant”
when a technological device prevents you from getting your game on. john went up to the girl at the bar but at the last second she pulls out her smartphone to answer a call. “john got techn*blocked”
mom is f*cking annoying omg my mifa.
- c*ck splicer
you know that boss of yours who just treats you like everything you do is r*t*rded? the ‘obviously jealous of your manhood’ type = c*ck-splicer/c*ck splicer/c*cksplicer that jared sure is being a little c*ck splicer again isn’t he?
when something looks “amazing” on the outside but is really just full of sh*t. john: dude did you see those new beats headphones! d*ck: dont’ kid yourself man, those are totally murrine.