vine merchant



a sportsperson who’s playing abilities get super hyped because of 6 second vine videos.
“mate, check out this goal by pogba. isn’t he like the best midfielder at the moment?”

“nah mate, have you ever seen him play the entire game? he’s just a vine merchant”

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