vintage vagina
a women over 55 who ages like fine wine. young men do a double take when seeing them at the gym, in a business meeting, at their children’s activities, out dining with friend, on the beach etc. vintage v-g-n-‘s maintain their best physical appearance, require nothing more than a swipe of mascara and clear lip gloss, never wear spanx, built their careers from the bottom up through the 80’ & 90’s and are now the movers and shakers for women their age.
christie brinkley slays being a vintage v-g-n-.
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