Virgin Mobile


the cr-ppiest cell phone provider ever. with its $2.50 ringtones and your 25 cents a minute calls, that are always dropped. nothing ever goes right, no service ever. its horrible. maybe i should go to europe to make a d-mn phone call where i have service!
person 1: so are we chilling tonight? i just got a new virgin mobile celly!
p2: yeah, sure, i’ll check out yer new phone!
p1: okay cool so i’ll meet you at the co- -click-
p2: dammit virgin mobile!
the worst network provider ever. virgin will constantly cut you off from important calls to your local dealer, friends and family when underground or near electrical wires.

virgin will also give you 3p texts to other virgin mobiles out there. (which none of your friends have)
dealer> sup man what you want?
you> yea can i have a te…
virgin mobile> beep beep beep beep please hang up… please hang up…
you>
dealer>
n. adj. the worst of the worst phone service. the bars are always on low, and in the middle of cl-ss when you are in the building, it beeps to let you know how bad the signal is. mine beeps all the time. pretty much the worst company. the only good thing about it is the real ringtones which may i add are about 5 bucks each.
virgin mobile rips people off.
when.you put your cell phone up a women’s v-g-n- and call it
i need to make.a call.
. virgin mobile
the best phone company in canada.

never, ever, ever, ever use rogers. it’s sh-t.

bell is slightly better. virgin is the best though, great coustomer service, cell service, phones, prices everything is amazing
“i just switched from rogers and now have virgin mobile. rogers was the sh-ttiest company i’ve ever had to deal with, ever”

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