the act of sucking a fart out of your partner’s -sshole and then yelling “nothing is too hard for a dyson!”
i can’t believe jahova did a virginia vaccuum to me last night.
the act of sucking a steaming hot t-rd out of your partner’s sweet -sshole.
i can’t believe i gave sally a virginia vaccuum yesterday! my mouth still tastes disgusting!
the two best emojis there are 🍋✊🏼 hey bro🍋✊🏼
- reverse viking
the act of holding a person with long blonde braids upside down while they perform f-ll-t– on your pork sword until the point of -j-c-l-t–n. anna completed the reverse viking on el jefé until he finished, unlike the viking, where the recipient misses -j-c-l-t–n wide left.
- resting f*ckboy face
when someone automatically -ssumes you’re a f-ckboy based on your resting facial expression, but you’re actually a decent guy means you suffer from resting f-ckboy face. girl 1: johnny looks like such a f-ckboy, there’s no way i’m going to prom with him. girl 2: don’t worry, sarah. he’s just got resting f-ckboy face.
- obnoxious stoner
how to tell if someone is an obnoxious stoner 1. hurting people to bring their high down 2. rude/obnoxious behaviour 3. overacting to everything 4. he must let the world know how high he is 5. forcefull and pr-ne to breaking stuff 6. always wants to share his freinds weed with his freinds 7. loud […]