the act of sucking a fart out of your partner’s *sshole and then yelling “nothing is too hard for a dyson!”
i can’t believe jahova did a virginia vaccuum to me last night.
the act of sucking a steaming hot t*rd out of your partner’s sweet *sshole.
i can’t believe i gave sally a virginia vaccuum yesterday! my mouth still tastes disgusting!
the two best emojis there are 🍋✊🏼 hey bro🍋✊🏼
- reverse viking
the act of holding a person with long blonde braids upside down while they perform f*ll*t** on your pork sword until the point of *j*c*l*t**n. anna completed the reverse viking on el jefé until he finished, unlike the viking, where the recipient misses *j*c*l*t**n wide left.
- resting f*ckboy face
when someone automatically *ssumes you’re a f*ckboy based on your resting facial expression, but you’re actually a decent guy means you suffer from resting f*ckboy face. girl 1: johnny looks like such a f*ckboy, there’s no way i’m going to prom with him. girl 2: don’t worry, sarah. he’s just got resting f*ckboy face.
- obnoxious stoner
how to tell if someone is an obnoxious stoner 1. hurting people to bring their high down 2. rude/obnoxious behaviour 3. overacting to everything 4. he must let the world know how high he is 5. forcefull and pr*ne to breaking stuff 6. always wants to share his freinds weed with his freinds 7. loud […]