virtual crack


1. world of warcraft. essentailly, it is crack on a disc. it trashes the lives of millions of people who play it. the “wow” addicts are similar to actual crack addicts in that they can’t help but keep paying the $15 fee every month for access to some online network in which most will spend hours or even days a week, taking a “trip” to some false land where they find an alternative to normal life. it is a serious epidemic plaguing the entire world.
wow addict: “common, man, hook me up with one more, more, one more month of play!”

game store clerk: “ok, it’s $30 for a 2 month card.”

wow addict: “are you seri- serious man?! i already wasted all my, my money on buying virtual gold and paying monthly fees!”

it’s virtual crack

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